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Blog-fu: This Much Is True 4.0

Posted in 104, awesomeness, bad ideas, blog fu, blogging, celebrities, cheap publicity, culture, hip hop, humor, music, randomness, ranting, whimsy on January 16th, 2011 by Hannibal Tabu
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Previously …

  • 1.0 (Devil’s Due vs. Diamond, a real-life Spider-Man, chatting with action figures and Prince’s Batman soundtrack)
  • 2.0 (banjo solos, booze, Nicki Minaj, Google)
  • 3.0 (He-Man, Justin Bieber, smartphones, sugar-free muffins)

- Did you know that Michel’le has two kids … one by Dr. Dre and the other by Suge Knight? Seriously. How much would you pay to be there for the awkward days when pick ups and drop offs are happening? That has to be awesome. By “awesome” I mean “more awkward than an average day with Michael Scott.” Moreover, how exactly did that play out? Did she dump Dre and take up with Suge when Aftermath was looking kind of skimpy with King Tee, or did Suge essentially browbeat her into going with him? How did the break up go? The whole concept of that fascinates me.

- Speaking of weird musical combinations (not my smoothest segue, but whatever), many years ago, I started doing a column for Comic Book Resources called The Comic Reel. I essentially aggregated links about comic book properties slated for adaptation on stage and screen, be it small or silver. I never understood the value of it, but it was well received and people seemed to like what I did, despite the fact that I suspected at least half of it was guerrilla marketing propaganda planted by the studios. Anyway, I noticed that the aggregate format was popular, so last year I started doing something similar on my mobile blog (powered by Tumblr). I called it “#musicmonday” and started doing it just to keep my hand in, to get the rhythm of regular periodical production. I’ve got a few tweaks planned, and I recently started a kind of rating system based on whether or not I’ve listened to stuff (mostly not), but if you like downloading free music every single week (it’s largely “urban” music, but I’ve posted alternative rock, country and even Latin stuff in there), it’s available for you, all in one place.

This week? I’m dropping the bomb, in preparation for my return to social networking. Look for a #musicmonday to blow your doors off, exclusively on the mobile blog.

- While aging is indeed better than the alternative, one annoyance is having white/gray hairs grow in my nasal cilia. Now people (including me, it’s maddening) might think I haven’t been wiping my nose with the same ruthless efficiency of my younger days, and that’s just not true. Light colored nose hair does not equal snot, people. An aphorism for our times.

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Courtesy of Lol Celebs … just sayin’

- A good poop can be rewarding for literally hours afterwards. The older I get, the more I am coming to appreciate this. You have no idea how many blogs/tweets and what have you I have not done two hours after a good one, feeling refreshed and more human all around. I hope this is the only time I ever mention this. Many of you do as well.

- DJ Premier, with very few exceptions, has weird taste in emcees. I was bumping his new cut “Lifetime Membership” with Saigon, Tef and Papoose … and I’m like, “wait, what?” You’re considered by many to be, if not the best, one of the best producers in hip hop (my personal rankings go: Pete Rock, DJ Premier and then Dr. Dre, whereas Pete doesn’t get rated in the top 2 by many) and you’re working with the emcee most famous for being Turtle’s would-be prodigy on Entourage? For every “Golden Terra of Rap” with Canibus there’s twelve cuts with Group Home — okay emcees, but not top tier by any stretch of the imagination. I don’t think it’s bad that I want the best to work with the best. Premier and Black Thought and Eminem and Cee-Lo. KRS-One and J. Cole and De La Soul with Pete Rock. Chali 2na alongside Dr. Dre with Nate Dogg on the hook (who I heard something new from, so I hope he’s okay). I don’t think it’s unfair to ask for that sort of thing.

Playing (Music): “Just The Way You Are” by Bruno Mars

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Auld Lang Syne

Posted in 104, awesomeness, baby, birthday, blame society, blogging, buy pile, fatherhood, n900, parenting, snark, whimsy on December 30th, 2010 by Hannibal Tabu
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Okay, first of all, the site was down for a couple of days because in all the madness of Kwanzaa, I forgot to pay the hosting company. Woops. Fixed now, obviously, but sorry about that.

Second …

Gone fishin' ...

See y'all in 2011, time to take some time, you know?

That’s right, my beloved putas. I’m off duty from my day job at MIMCO and my blogs as of today. I’ll be back at work on January 3rd. I’ve been trying to finish my novel (and code a mobile site for Stranger Comics and handle more Kwanzaa programming than you could possibly imagine and get presents for all the right people and sweet spirit singing I’m working more than I do when I’m really at work). On a good note, my youngest daughter turns one year old on New Year’s Eve and I got a sweet Bluetooth audio receiver and 2.1 speakers, which lets me jam from my MacBook Pro or from my phone when dancing around the living room. Awesome!

Anyhoo, I missed last week’s Commentary Track and I’m not doing one today. Stuff to do — I have one mix left to accomplish, and that’s gotta take priority. I’ll be back on deck for January 6th with a blog detailing the best and worst in comics from 2010. That should be fun, right?

In the mean time, enjoy this photo, from my Mornings with Fuss (when the kid wakes up and my wife says “get ‘er away from me” so she can sleep a little while longer) …

Fuss' new phone

It begins

See ya in 2011, y’all!

Playing (Music): “Prisoner” by 311

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News: The Countdown (or “Breaking The Interwebs In Twelfths”)

Posted in 104, awesomeness, bad ideas, blame society, blogging, cheap publicity, facebook, randomness, resurrection, shameless pandering, whimsy on December 20th, 2010 by Hannibal Tabu
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One month from today, I return to social networking.

Twitter. Facebook (with considerable reluctance). Pumping up the mobile site on Tumblr (if you’re not catching my #musicmonday blogs there, you’re so missing out on so much free music). Even MySpace and possibly even Apple’s new Ping (as well as my old Ping, which I still use). Not just broadcasting but interacting (some) with you, the people.

How many days until Hannibal Tabu returns to social networking?

How many days until Hannibal Tabu returns to social networking?

In an ideal world, I’d have two big announcements to make for January 20th — the 38th anniversary of my birth, as well — but I know one won’t be ready and the other has been dragging its heels, but I’m always working on things, moving forward.

In any case, this is as close as you’ll get to a warning for when I plan to break the internet in fifths. Maybe twelfths. Haven’t decided. Hold on to your wigs …

Watching (Hulu): The Sing-Off Rock Songs and Guilty Pleasures

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